the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet
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*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
what even
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
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boys?
girls?
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
*scooby doo voice* raggy?
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