my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
nice try bing
President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried